You know what LBBs are. They’re a cop-out. And you gotta watch yourself, because if you rely on saying “LBB” a little too much, you’re not you anymore.

For anybody who’s come late to the two-fisted birdwatching addiction, a quick definition: LBB is used by jaded old-timers to mean non-specific “little brown birds.” Common, similar looking, troublesome to identify.

LBBs are varieties of sparrows mostly, some fall warblers, wrens and kinglets too, usually female with muted coloration, and they require good binocs, patience and a memory for subtle field markings.

Maybe this summer and early fall, you’ve been copping out with the LBB thing, and that’s okay. But today, a wakeup call woke the birding bug up.

While walking out of a sandwich joint in a jumble of strip malls, a “WTF” flew low over the scene. Everybody looked up, not just you and any other stray birdwatcher.

This avian show-stopper sent you a message. (Its initials at that moment, unlike “LBB,” did NOT stand for dull birding.)

A sleek and uncommon (in that place) Great Blue Heron. Flying just a few feet above you all. Super low. Close and quiet. The LARGEST thing in the sky. All beak and wingspan, long legs trailing and the vibe of a stealth bomber.

A rare sighting above human hubbub. Unusual, unlikely, un-explainable. Unless…maybe the bird world was sending you a message, saying toward the end of a lazy summer: There are more than LBBs out there! Time to get back in the game.

Say that a Flicker is one of your all-time favorite birds. Among the woodpecker clan Flickers stand apart. Not black and white. No. Tan and gray, with black spots, blue-gray heads with red spots, bright yellow under the wings, and white-rumps. On top of it all, they’re BIG.

Flickers are cool.

Yesterday while driving you saw one on a neighborhood lawn. Always gives your day a lift to see a Flicker. You don’t want to say this bird “flicks” in and out of your life, but it does. Screw the unavoidable wordplay. Flickers flick.

You stop to look. Then another Flicker flicks into the scene and joins the first one. It’s a slow street, no traffic. You’re all eyes for these Flickers, favorite birds of yours. Then a third Flicker joins them.

Flickers aren’t flockers. Especially not in mid-summer.

This must be commented on. You sit stopped, watching, and another Flicker lands near the three. Really? A Flicker flock is not expected at any time of year but really not now.

They’re BIG. They’re tan and speckled with those red markings on their heads and faces, and then they all fly off, white rumps reminding you of a herd of deer jumping away in the woods—a sight you know well.

Four Flickers? One would have been great. You drive away with a private smile. Such moments are unexpected, rare—like a Flicker flock itself. You gotta appreciate ‘em when they come along. And if you have the chance, share ‘em.

Okay, you know where this is going. You’re a two-fisted birdwatcher. And you’re amused because you know we get uncomfortable with goofy bird names sometimes.

We wouldn’t use the name you’re thinking of in our title.

You probably remember our last piece in “Daily Sightings”— about Bobolinks. We didn’t even like that bird name. It makes you feel wimpy. Still, it needed to be said, and carried a message too.

But the bird of this piece? Does it need to be said?

Sure! Booby. Okay?

Booby. There are several kinds, but a friend who’s visiting the tropics wrote that he was seeing Red-footed Boobys all over the place.

We know that bird, of course. Knowing birds of the world is our thing, as mentioned in “ornithological memory.”

So, yeah, we’re familiar with Red-footed Boobys but also more familiar with Blue-footed Boobys and have been lucky enough to see some.

In the interest of elevating this Booby-talk to something educational, here’s what we’ve learned about the origin of that stupid name.

European explorers who went to tropic islands where these birds lived found them to be so tame they wouldn’t fly away if attacked for food. This translated as “dumb.” And they dubbed the birds “boobies.” As in “dumb booby.”

They did the same with the hapless Dodo, a cruel insult added to injury.

In any case, yeah, our friend is seeing Boobys and he’s lucky because they’re cool birds. Don’t think about anything beyond that. The guy’s young and impressionable, and we like that he’s staying abreast of the local wildlife.

Bobolink. Bobolink? Sounds kinda silly rolling off the tongue of a two-fisted birdwatcher. Bobbbbalink. It’s not the first cool bird that’s been saddled with a silly name.

But this hardass member of the blackbird clan doesn’t know what we call him, and doesn’t care.

A Bobolink is a standout in the prairie, with a raucous song and bright yellow patch on the back of its head over a black and splotchy white body.

That back-of-the head yellow is cool.

The free-wheeling evolutionary hand of bird design probably put that bright yellow there so male stud Bobolinks would get noticed.

Well, notice this: About 3% a year of these guys have disappeared from our grasslands since the 1970’s. We’ve lost about half of them—and counting.

We’re not into math, but steadily and seriously dwindling Bobolink populations can lead to…extinction?

Experts are poised to add this bird to the “endangered” list any day now.

Suddenly we don’t care if we sound dweeby saying the funny name “Bobolink” nearly as much as we care about saying the even dweebier word, “dwindling.”

But why the dwindling? Easy. Dwindling grasslands. The prairie in your old neighborhood is now a shopping mall, right? Untamed grasslands that wild birds need are doing the same thing as the Bobolinks. They’re disappearing.

That’s another word that doesn’t roll off the tongue easily. Meanwhile, we’re going birdwatching in what’s left of the protected grassland around here. We haven’t seen a Bobolink in the last few years, but are looking anyway.

We’ll let you know how that goes.

Taking the dog for a late night walk to end our day is a ritual almost as enjoyable as the walk we take at sunrise every morning. Both give us a chance to be alone, apart from people and the machines of people.

The birdsong of morning is too big a topic for this quick note. Our subject, at the moment, is a strange bird vocalization just heard in the dark of night.

Normally we hear the somewhat musical hoo, hoo, hoo-hoo that we know comes from a Great Horned Owl, our neighbor and old acquaintance. But recently we’ve been hearing an atonal single-note, a shriek.

And we’ve been wondering—what’s that?

We figure most birds just shut up at night and go to sleep. Although sometimes Mourning Doves or Mockingbirds can make a little night music. We know their sounds, and the shriek wasn’t them. We also know the chirp of a nighthawk—usually heard at dusk, and it wasn’t that sound.

So what was the creepy shriek?

It dominated our nighttime walk and we got the feeling that no respectable Great Horned Owl would compete with it, but would simply move to a different set of trees. There are plenty in our rustic neighborhood.

We hate to resort to tech stuff when it comes to the ancient sport of two-fisted birdwatching (or listening), but this time we broke a rule and went online. The fact that our answer was readily available is both good and bad. Good because it helped us make the audio identification, and bad because, hell, tech stuff just doesn’t jive with nature as we’ve always known it.

Nevertheless, now we understand what we’re hearing, what has taken the place of our familiar Great Horned hoots and replaced them with a shriek that’s disconcerting, even unfriendly, especially in the dark.

It’s a Barn Owl. We recently saw one of these pie-faced birds sitting on a street sign near here, so we know they’re around. And the sound we heard was confirmed by this audio recording thanks to Audubon. To hear it, just go to their page and scroll—they call the sounds “screams,” which is kind of an overstatement. But they solve the mystery.

A recent post here also referred to a recording—that of a Red-winged Blackbird. But no worries, we don’t intend to turn our Daily Sightings column into a sound-fest. It’s just that we like to write about things “of the moment,” and at this moment we’re fresh from hearing what we now know is a Barn Owl.

Tech stuff, internet resources, all that, is not our thing. But sometimes you have to just do what makes sense and bring Google into the picture. Or the soundtrack. We didn’t see the bird shown below, but we heard him. Not a pretty sound, but no longer an unknown one.

Actually it sounds anything but friendly. It sounds something like—“Watch out, guy, you’re in my space.” No matter. The voice still makes you feel things are right with the world.

It’s the vocalization of a raucous, feisty Red-winged Blackbird. There’s much about this bird to admire.

It’s reliable, one of the earliest migratory neighbors returning to our northern wetlands, prairies and even roadside ditches.

The males show up first, staking out territory that suits their fancy and might be appreciated by females who arrive later.

These guys are big and tough blackbirds with attitude, and bright red patches on their wings.

That healthy red is there to impress females, intimidate rivals, and make humans who care about such things stop and stare.

But even if you don’t sight the bird, when you hear its voice you feel that everything’s okay. And you say to him, under your breath: “Hey, old friend. Welcome home. Always good to hear from you.”

Footnote:

With the help of the National Audubon Society we can all listen to a Red-winged Blackbird right here and now…just go to the following link and scroll to “Songs & Calls.”

Audubon!https://www.audubon.org/field-guide/bird/red-winged-blackbird

If that picture looks familiar, you have a good memory! It ran about a year ago, right here, with a column that’s going to appear again after these green italic words stop. Why the repeat? Actually, it’s a three-peat. It’s also in the book “Wild Notes,” a compilation of our stuff. We’re coming back to it today because American Redstarts are flashing like lit matches in the springtime trees, and because today’s a holiday made for remembering people.

You don’t see people strike matches much any more. When I was a kid, my dad would light a cigarette even when we were walking in the woods.

I remember hiking with him, and a few steps away a flash of flame would be there in the foliage as my dad’s match flared. It was gone in a blink. But the memory’s not gone.

I remember noticing something like that years later on a solo hike. The woods were green and thick. But there was a flash of hot orange amid the leaves for a moment.

I thought of my long-gone and fondly remembered dad starting up a cigarette for relaxation back in those days when people smoked and believed it was good for them.

But what I saw wasn’t a match. It was a bird, with patches of hot red-orange, and it was there for a second. Then gone — a memorable moment. My first sighting of an American Redstart.

Its flash of color wasn’t my dad’s match but something as quick and elusive. If you’re lucky, you see one of the these birds passing through during spring migration. Around Memorial Day.

Every spring an odd duck shows up around here. There’s a small lake nearby, or a big pond, or something in between. It’s got a green-brown elemental beauty that comes from being the real deal—a spring-fed woodland watering hole and wildlife attractor.

Fish big and small can be seen moving under the surface, busy at inscrutable fish business. Turtles sun themselves on logs near shore and fat frogs lie on lily pads. Birds are attracted. Ospreys and Bald Eagles rarely. But commonly we get cormorants, kingfishers, redwing blackbirds and all kinds of ducks.

One little brown duck just paid a seasonal visit. Not only does this duck not live here, but it’s not actually a duck.

When you see this little transient, your first thought is “a duck.” Yet it’s some other kind of bird, as two-fisted bird watchers know. We’ll mention what kind in a moment. But first we gotta reflect on how this bird is mis-identified with some justification.

There’s folk wisdom that goes, more or less: “If it swims like a duck and walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it’s a duck.” That persistent observation was coined by the famous old poet James Whitcomb Riley, a guy who wrote widely in the 1800s and early 1900s. Funny how so many literary immortals have three names. (Henry David Thoreau, Edgar Allen Poe…). If he simply went by Jim Riley, would we be talking about him in this far future of ours?

Whatever, James Whitcombe Riley was pretty famous for a while and his “duck” quote of dubious wisdom stayed in our culture and was used and mis-used in many ways over the years. Point is, if you see our pond’s migratory visitor in spring or fall around here, you might think it’s a duck.

But it’s not. Even though, James Whitcomb Riley would say you’re perfectly right in thinking so. It’s a “grebe.” A reassuring seasonal sighting, and also a great word. “Grebe.” Speak it proudly. Show you know what you’re looking at, and it ain’t a duck.

What kind of grebe? An odd duck of a question, not heard every day. The grebes of the world come in more than twenty varieties. Ours is a “Pied-billed” Grebe, because its bill has a color pattern that old-timers described as “pied.”  Whatever, this floating duck-like bird is a grebe. (Incredibly, a distant cousin of flamingos).

But to all the world, and to most of the people around here—it’s some kind of duck. And that’s okay. We know the truth, and we like knowing the names of what we see. But more than that—we appreciate this grebe showing up here like clockwork in spring and fall. Floating like a duck on our little lake, leaving a wake, leaving a memory.

It’s bleak in the woods on a day when you expect action. But in this wilderness that yielded much on past hikes, stillness.

Wait. Motion. In front of your boots the ground moves.

A long, thin snake. Stripes running from front to back. Shiny eyes, pointed tail. It’s carrying no danger, no fun. It wiggles off but doesn’t go far.

Shouldn’t there be birdsong? In your neighborhood the trees are full of it. Why not here, where April in the wild should be loud?

You hike on. Then…what’s that?

A small bird alights on a nearby branch. You get a good look. Finally something. A spring warbler. You say to yourself (and maybe the snake)…“Myrtle.”

A strange word and wrong for this bird, yet not really wrong. The current correct name is “Yellow-rumped Warbler.” But it used to be “Myrtle Warbler.”

For reasons only ornithologists care about, it was officially changed to “Yellow-rumped” back in the 1970s. Whatever. It was an attention-getter.

The only bird you’re going to spot on this bleak hike.

But there was yellow against busy black and white. And that business about the name change. Stuff to think about. And a snake.

You’ve never been on a hike that didn’t have some things going for it.

In the beginning you went into wild places just to be in them. You saw birds and surprised yourself by learning their names.

But they weren’t the draw. Wilderness was. Birds were a bonus. Then things changed. Birds became a goal, especially spotting new ones.

When you saw, say, a rusty Wood Thrush with that loud spotted breast in the underbrush, you found out what it was.

Later when you saw a Swainson’s Thrush and knew it was NOT a Wood Thrush, but a cousin, you got a kick from knowing the difference.

You looked for more birds, adding new ones to your history in wild places.

Today, you go into the wild, especially during migration (like now) and still enjoy the kick. But you’re a two-fisted birdwatcher with a few miles on you.

You’ve seen the seasonal flows of tiny warblers. You remember bobolinks and meadowlarks before they got rare. You saw two kinds of tanagers, here from the tropics.

You chased Pileated Woodpeckers. And saw Bald Eagles make a comeback. You’ve seen grouse, grebes, woodcocks and owls, prehistoric kingfishers and leggy shorebirds with goofy names. You appreciate the arcane knowledge. But you’re giving it a rest.

You go into the wilds without a goal.

In the past, you might have thought: Gotta find a Yellow-headed Blackbird. Something new. You push yourself ‘til you do.

(And did).

But now, you’re also satisfied with the local Red-winged Blackbirds. Their raspy calls evoke a smile. You guys go way back.

Today, you’re more than a two-fisted birdwatcher. You’re a two-fisted rememberer. You relax and enjoy what’s there. That’s the goal now.

(Although you did hear of a Piping Plover making news. And it wasn’t all that far…)