Bird Unemployment

I’m on the trail. It’s snowing. No birds. That’s okay. Before I’m done, maybe I’ll see some. For now, I’m just glad to be in the woods.

Sometimes, you need a break from the world of people and its problems. This morning, CNN was going on again about unemployment. I clicked off and came here.

Yesterday, an under-employed buddy wrote to say his job search had switched from plan B to plan C. Then he outlined plans D, E and F. This would be funny if there wasn’t truth in it.

But in the woods, there’s no CNN, no statistics, just snow, trees and maybe some birds. Then a thought starts to form…

There aren’t many birds in here. I hadn’t been seeing variety or numbers earlier in the year, either. Even during migrations, when the place should be crawling.

And it hit me: a lot of birds have lost their jobs, too.

The Red-headed Woodpecker I used to see in a dead tree near the creek? His position has been eliminated.

The Brown Thrasher I’d spot in a field near here every summer? His long-tailed, beady-eyed ass has been downsized. The field he worked in was manned by a skeleton crew of kingbirds, goldfinches, and a few sparrows.

meadowlark

Same thing with meadowlarks. I grew up seeing them everywhere, with their yellow and black chests. These guys must have taken early retirement.

I wade through the deepening snow, watching for unseen hollows and fallen sticks. You never know when something unexpected is going to trip you up.

I see cold Robins. I believe they miss the good old days when they’d winter further south, but they’re sticking it out. No travel budget?

There’s a Cardinal, still on the job. This red bird on a snowy branch is an ornament, and good for the spirit. I see some juncos, and a single crow with a good immune system. Nothing special.

I was hoping to find a Red Crossbill. This uncommon pinecone-eater could be here. I move to a stand of evergreens and wait. Let’s see if the crossbill still has a job.

But the way things are going, I count myself lucky to have seen that Cardinal.

2 Responses to “Bird Unemployment”

  1. F. G. says:

    the bird that has most often knocked itself into my windows was the ovenbird. I say “was” because I haven’t seen one in years.

  2. marc says:

    Birds and jobs – two endangered species. What’s next?